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A Tale Of Two Gig Apps

If friends with vehicles ever start doing favors for gas money again, a whole sector of the economy will fall into ruin!

August 16, 2022

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The Shape Of Motors To Come

Some of his other inventions are a running robot and a super fast go-kart. With ideas like those, we may skip over EVs and into personal solar jetpacks before you know it.

August 15, 2022

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Microsoft Emoji Go Open Source

This may seem irrelevant, but imagine if your whole sales team had custom emojis so customers knew who they were looking for when they came in after a text convo? All we have to work with is this: 🤠

August 11, 2022

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Solar Windows Generate Buzz

Imagine if 10 years ago somebody told you the cure for climate change was a Tesla roof and tie-dye windows. You’d cross the street when you saw them coming, but, apparently, here we are.

August 5, 2022

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Target Expands Delivery Network

Does Target know “Going to Target” is, like, a hobby for some people? You can’t deliver that!

July 27, 2022

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Self-Driving: Sink Or Swim Edition

Riding down the highway with no steering wheel sounds like a stress dream to us. The NHTSA admin’s last name being “Cliff,” moves the situation more into short story foreshadowing territory than we like to go.

July 22, 2022

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Rising Temps Challenge Battery Life

Free Idea — Put the battery in the passenger seat with the AC aiming right at it. Just remember to leave the window cracked when you go in the store.

July 15, 2022

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Twitter And Elon: Round 3

Say what you want about Elon, using 4 pictures of yourself to troll a social media company on their own platform is a level of self assurance few people ever reach.

July 12, 2022

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Nuclear Power To The Rescue?

While the timeline isn't agreed upon, Earth will eventually run out of crude oil. The impact of a global change that immense has companies already thinking 30 years in advance on how to be the primary energy provider of the future.

July 7, 2022

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New Vehicle Quality Takes A Hit

Before we all panic. Let’s make sure Mary Barra didn’t fill out eighty thousand surveys voicing concerns about a metaphorical Tesla.

July 1, 2022

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Apple Expanding Manufacturing Footprint

What effect will expanding during a crisis have on production once things return to normal? Asking for 1,000,000,000+ Apple using friends.

May 24, 2022

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American EV Charging Network Going Fully Solar

Solar seems like a pretty good idea. The sun isn’t going anywhere, and if it ever does, charging our cars will be pretty low on our to-do list.

May 23, 2022

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Hackers Develop Bluetooth Hijacking

We’re just going to add Bluetooth to the list of things we mostly leave off. Right next to ringtones.

May 19, 2022

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Uber Starts Robo Food Delivery

Delivery driver traffic is down by 84%, robot robbery is up 400%. Cue Terminator 2 soundtrack

May 16, 2022

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Google Drops Headphone Port, Apple Switches To USB-C

Google learned what customers will tolerate. Apple learned what customers want.

May 13, 2022

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Ongoing Cyber Attack Steals Trillions

At this rate, hackers will start stealing things before the original creators even have the idea to make them.

May 5, 2022

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Facebook Shutting Down Podcast Offerings

Finally, Facebook is going to focus on what really matters like staying in touch with grandmothers, liking pictures of people’s dinner, and some third thing we are definitely sure exists.

May 4, 2022

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Google Offers $100K in Training to US Businesses

A lot of sons-in-law (AKA family IT guys) just breathed a sigh of relief.

May 3, 2022

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Amazon Launches Starlink Competition

Un-imaginative Competition 101 — “People are paying that guy for spaceships and satellites…I need to get some spaceships and satellites.”

April 29, 2022

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Meta Opens Retail Shop

Is Mark Z just really hoping people get headsets in time for his metaverse birthday party?

April 27, 2022

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Robotaxis Come To Chinese Cities

How many robotaxis does it take to shrink the biggest auto market in the world? Asking for a friend.

April 26, 2022

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Amazon Expands Prime Service

Logistics aside, science has proven that 98% of people cancel their online orders rather than go ALL THE WAY to the next room to find their credit card and type in the number. (Source: Personal experience)

April 25, 2022

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GM Patents Self-Driving Car That Can Teach Driver's Ed

Cost Cutting Tip — Receive real-time driving instructions by simply picking up your grandmother and taking her literally anywhere.

April 22, 2022

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Netflix Reports First Subscriber Loss In A Decade

Let's face it we're only here until Ozark ends…

April 21, 2022

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Delta Airline Is Testing Starlink Wifi For Flights

Whoa whoa, wait… What does this mean for “Airplane Mode?”

April 20, 2022

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Google Increases Investments in the US

Giving employees the ability to live where they want and still work for the company is a good move.

April 15, 2022

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Hacker Forum Seized

Cybercrime is big money, these sorts of joint efforts are only going to become more common and more important.

April 14, 2022

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Elon Musk Teases Mining Operation

Step One — Get your hands on some top-shelf hole digging technology...

April 12, 2022

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Google Maps Gets An Update

Next Update Idea — “No Traffic At All Route.” We don’t care if it takes longer, get us out of the gridlock!

April 7, 2022

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Boston Dynamics' New Robot Is A Hit

We’re conducting a poll: tell us which dealer will be the first to have one of these guys washing cars?

April 4, 2022

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CNN Launches Streaming Service

ASOTU is launching a streaming service where you can watch the Crew office. S1E1 of “Paul’s Wall” is released and RIVETING!

March 31, 2022

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Uber And NYC Taxi Partner Up

Now cab drivers can take an Uber to the depot without getting mean looks.

March 28, 2022

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Brain Implant Restores Ability to Communicate

Pretend we said something insightful here because, truth be told, we are left speechless by the intelligence and compassion in this story.

March 25, 2022

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New SpaceX Starship Moves Towards First Launch

“I’m never going to catch that Roadster at this rate” -Elon Musk

March 22, 2022

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Egyptian Banks Set Up Fintech Innovation Fund

A wonderful thing about our interconnected world is you never know when the next Paypal just got funding in Egypt and will change the shape of business within the next five years. It’s always fun to pay attention to the possibility.

March 21, 2022

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Netflix May Charge You For Sharing Your Password

Somebody’s gotta pay for the next season of Stranger Things.

March 18, 2022

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Lyft Adding a Fuel Surcharge

*Looks up skateboards and grapple hooks on Amazon*

March 17, 2022

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Daylight Savings: Now And Forever

Our grandkids are never going to believe this was real.

March 16, 2022

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Banks Anticipate Cyberattacks

Are Fax Machines about to be worth their weight in bitcoin…?

March 16, 2022

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Lawmakers Ask DOJ to Investigate Amazon

Having a copy of everybody's playbook does seem like cheating…

March 14, 2022

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Twitter goes “Dark”

Time to find out if the pen, oh sorry, if the Tweet is mightier than the sword.

March 11, 2022

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Tech Start-Up Sues McDonald's for False Claims

We feel like we speak for ice cream fans everywhere when we say “take em to the cleaners, boys!”

March 9, 2022

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Samsung Galaxy: Data Breach and App Throttling

iPhone users be like: Hi, friends!

March 8, 2022

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Ukrainian Crisis Further Constricts Chip Supply

Y'all didn't seriously think we could make it through a week without new challenges from these chips, did you?

March 7, 2022

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Fitbit Recalls 2 Million Smartwatches

A new reason to nervously glance at our watches every 104 seconds.

March 4, 2022

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California Permits Autonomous Vehicle Services

If California is cool with a new technology, we should probably get ready to hear more about it.

March 2, 2022

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Musk Investigated Over Tesla Share Sales

“We’re the government, we don't believe in coincidences.”

February 28, 2022

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Musk Wants Expand Tesla Gaming

Grand Theft Auto 6 is about to be WILD!

February 25, 2022

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Virgin Galactic Reports 2 Years of Losses

A StarWars box set and 6-pack would have been cheaper and more fun at this point, y’all.

February 24, 2022

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Dominos Pizza: Warm Pizza, Hot Tech?

From brick & mortar to “I’mma click & order.”

February 23, 2022

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Power Industry Eyes Untapped Wind Markets

Money never falls out of the sky, but getting electricity out of the air is pretty close.

February 22, 2022

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Space Tourism Demand Rises

Amazon Prime: now with 2 day shipping to the moon!

February 21, 2022

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Remote-Work Opens New Hiring Pools

2020: We need to get back to the office! 2022: We need y'all to all move to Brazil…

February 18, 2022

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Meta Pays out $90M in Facebook Privacy Suit

Zuck also has plans of returning a copy of “Shrek 2” he rented from Blockbuster 10 years ago since he already has it memorized…

February 18, 2022

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Can "Smart Charging" Solve Power Grid Concerns

We are currently seeking investors for our top secret “Windmill Hood Ornament” project.

February 15, 2022

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SpaceX Expected to Lose 40 Satellites in Space Storm

If you spend any time at all around magnets you know they can’t be trusted.

February 11, 2022

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Tampa Bay Home to be Auctioned Off as NFT

The world of “losing my house key” will never be the same.

February 10, 2022

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3G Shutdown Causing EV Charging issues

Billion dollar industries and our grandparents’ flip phones should not be facing the same issue, y’all.

February 9, 2022

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Google AI Wows in Program Writing Competition

Impressive, sure, but let’s see who you call when you need to check “I am not a robot” to order a pizza.

February 7, 2022

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The Quick Guide to the Metaverse

What, Who, When, Where, And Why of The Metaverse

February 3, 2022

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Starlink Premium Ready For Q2 Release

We were told there would be no tiered access, now there are 2 tiers! That's a 100% increase, Elon!

February 3, 2022

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SpaceX Set to Launch 52x in 2022

One launch per week is planned by Elon Musk’s SpaceX.

January 31, 2022