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Freya The Walrus: Beloved Boat Cruncher

Introverts everywhere just noted that if you sink a couple boats, the Norwegian government will make people leave you alone.
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Freya The Walrus: Beloved Boat Cruncher

Love nature? Hate Boats? Have we got a story for you! 

Freya is a 1,300-pound walrus who has taken to sunbathing on boats in the UK, Netherlands, Denmark, and Sweden. A range that makes all current EVs look like they aren't even trying. Her clumsy and innocent disposition has captured many hearts and made a few mariner enemies.  

No injuries have been reported in the sinkings. The Norwegian Directorate of Fisheries says Freya is in good condition and urged people to leave her alone.

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