Najeeb Khan, a 70-year-old former payroll entrepreneur, just earned himself a 97-month tour of the big house for a check-kiting scheme that netted him a cool $150M. 🪁
Khan's loot went into an elaborate car collection worth millions that would make even Jay Leno weep, featuring everything from vintage Ferraris to Jaguars.
🧑⚖️ But the joyride's over. The judge's gavel came down hard, ordering Khan to cough up $121M in restitution and $27M to the clients he duped. There's also a $9.8M stack destined for Uncle Sam, covering his five-year game of hide-and-seek with the IRS. 💸
Turns out, crime does pay. But, it’s more like a loan situation so you’ve always gotta pay it back…and then some. 🚔