The Apple Of Our Eye(s)

Apple's new VR headset, the Vision Pro, is officially unveiled and will release in early 2024. The $3,500 price tag and sci-fi ski goggle appearance have the internet talkin’ about Tim Cook's newest pick from the Apple tree.

• "For $3,500, I Expect Tim Cook To Hand Deliver It To My House And Cook Me A 3-Course Dinner."
• "I am sorry, but strapping a $3,500 pair of VR goggles to your face in public is like taping a "Please Rob Me" sign to your chest."
• "For $3,500, I will come to your house and move your couch closer to the TV."

And our personal favorite.

• "For $3,500, the box better have $2,500 in it."