All ASOTU Articles

EVs, E-Fuels, Elon

EVs, E-Fuels, Elon

Hyundai slides into electric charging, Stellantis experiments with e-fuels, and Tesla hypes the Cybertruck in lieu of disappointing Q1 results.

Lunch Plans With Maritime Ford

Lunch Plans With Maritime Ford

Buying coffee is for business, dinner is for dates, and lunch is for friends. Great stuff! 🍕

Fire Up The Jets, The Kyle Fair, and Drake-Bot

Fire Up The Jets, The Kyle Fair, and Drake-Bot

Five years from now elevator music will be real-time AI generated based on the tastes of the people in the elevator. We will still use “Elevator music” to explain things that are boring and uninspired.

Safety Standard Suggestions from TWG

Safety Standard Suggestions from TWG

While these are lovely intentions, in light of the recent Tesla privacy breaches, the idea of having a camera on at all times while driving really gives us the heebie-jeebies.

Apples, Birds and Cats

Apples, Birds and Cats

Ford is keeping Apple CarPlay, BYD releases a cheep cheep bird, and Jaguar Is pumping even more money into electrification.

Tackling Childhood Hunger

Tackling Childhood Hunger

Two ways to make even the most peaceful soul love tackling – add a football and do it to help children.

ChatGPT Versus ADHD

ChatGPT Versus ADHD

The cliche advice “Just make a to-do list,” was due for an update. “Just make a robot make you a to-do list,” is the kind of energy we’re after in 2023.

Nissan, VW, Nio, and BMW in China

Nissan, VW, Nio, and BMW in China

Nissan turns a new leaf, VW defeats range anxiety, NIO ain’t cutting prices for nobody, and BMW heard people like the i4, so they made the i7.

Cox Data From First Half Of April

Cox Data From First Half Of April

Used prices are not as far down as average tax refund amount… but there is still another half of April to go.

Van Donates a Van

Van Donates a Van

Historically, pirates would not need a fund to get toys for kids… the van would help tho. 🏴‍☠️

Netflix is Blind, New Soundgarden, and Harry Potter Reboots

Netflix is Blind, New Soundgarden, and Harry Potter Reboots

Love is Blind, Soundgarden and Harry Potter.

Price Cuts, Luxury Bounce, and GM’s Last ICE

Price Cuts, Luxury Bounce, and GM’s Last ICE

Tesla’s cutting prices and folk are concerned, China’s car buyers are dusting off their fancy pants, and GM ain’t forgot what Fiat Chrysler did before they changed their name!

US Treasury Makes Tax Announcement

US Treasury Makes Tax Announcement

Alternatively, you could just have three childen for every EV you want to buy and get your taxes back that way. #NotFinancialAdvice

Jeeps and Baseball

Jeeps and Baseball

A small-town store caring for small-town people is by all our definitions “the good stuff,” and we are happy to share this story!

LEGO’s Lifelike Lookalikes

LEGO’s Lifelike Lookalikes

LEGO really is the GOAT. Surprising to no one, they have those too (but they’ll cost ya). 🐐

Vintage Cars Are A Solid Investment (If You Can Afford It)

Vintage Cars Are A Solid Investment (If You Can Afford It)

Luxury cars have all the great qualities of other expensive collectible items but with the added benefit of using them at a drive-in movie.

Nissan, Green Loans, and Alfa Romeo

Nissan, Green Loans, and Alfa Romeo

Nissan is on the rebound, Banks are getting into the EV push, and Alfa Romeo is ready to party (next year)

💯 All Things Used Car’s 100th Episode 🎉

💯 All Things Used Car’s 100th Episode 🎉

DO practice diligence. DON’T leave money on the table.

Colby Joyner: Connoisseur of Cars, Connection and Collaboration

Colby Joyner: Connoisseur of Cars, Connection and Collaboration

This week, we caught up with Colby Joyner, the VP of Marketing and Strategy for the Cavender Auto Group in Texas, to dig into his automotive journey.

THOR 24

THOR 24

Move over, Optimus Prime, because THOR 24 is the new big rig in town!

Amazon Makes An AI, AI Makes Some Friends

Amazon Makes An AI, AI Makes Some Friends

Dating app catfishing is about to get so efficient! Just think of all the deep relationships AI’s will accidentally have with one another that mortals may never witness. Sounds like a sci-fi Nicholas Sparks novel.

Renault’s Batteries, Chevy’s Mud, and Zeekr’s Affordable SUV

Renault’s Batteries, Chevy’s Mud, and Zeekr’s Affordable SUV

Renault locks in a local battery deal, GM gets dirty, and Zeekr gets fancy.

A Whimper, Not A Boom?

A Whimper, Not A Boom?

Ok, we can all agree it is weird Michigan has two land masses. So, let's just agree to turn half of the state into a megasite-friendly zone called…Build-City, and leave the rest of the country alone. All in favor?

Dimmitt Chevy Partners with the Sun

Dimmitt Chevy Partners with the Sun

Something about cooling your showroom using solar energy is peak science. Using the sun to battle the sun. 🌞 vs. 🌞

Mischief and Mayhem

Mischief and Mayhem

Finally something my inner 9 year old and my outer 35 year old can agree on. Drums, Muppets, and TV! Add pizza and we got ourselves a party. -Chris