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VW Making Friends

VW Making Friends

n the interest of clarity- We have no reason to believe Alyssa Milano is secretly trying to become better friends with Apple’s Tim Cook through Foxconn through VW, but the timing is weird, right?

Hyundai Finds a Way

Hyundai Finds a Way

EVs, batteries, making deals in the US - this article is like a summary of OEM news for the last few weeks.

Vans, Plans, and 999 from Vietnam

Vans, Plans, and 999 from Vietnam

TL; DR - Ford has a new van with office space, Toyota is making good on its choice to accept an unavoidable setback, and VinFast is setting up shop in the SunShine State.

The Extra Mile with Toyota Of Cool Springs

The Extra Mile with Toyota Of Cool Springs

“Saving the cat” is a literary metaphor for establishing the story’s hero… this is a bit on the nose.

The Best Dragons Are In Dungeons

The Best Dragons Are In Dungeons

People love celebrating brands that bring them together. Got any notable dates coming up that you could use as an invitation to celebrate to your community?

Tesla’s Semi Gets Up To Speed (And Range And Weight Capacity)

Tesla’s Semi Gets Up To Speed (And Range And Weight Capacity)

And if the driver turns the radio down it may even make it 501 miles!

Polestar: Electrification Leads To Diversification?

Polestar: Electrification Leads To Diversification?

Like the summer before high school, electrification is giving every brand a chance to decide who they want to be. Will legacy brands show how many ways their battery R&D can pay off too?

Energy Innovation In France

Energy Innovation In France

Manufacturing is a great way to use geothermal energy, but imagine drinking coffee brewed using the heat at the earth's core. ☕️☕️☕️

PS5 While The Robot Drives

PS5 While The Robot Drives

We are taking a long way to get there, but this is just reinventing playing Gameboy in the back seat while your parents drive.

Free Trade and EVs in Canada

Free Trade and EVs in Canada

We don’t talk a lot about Canada, but with the Inflation Reduction Act incentivizing any North American production, this free trade agreement will only become more important in the coming years.

Mercedes Sells Speed Boosts

Mercedes Sells Speed Boosts

*Please send 25 cents to ASOTU to view this witty opinion of the news that we already wrote*

Walser’s Annual Turkey Drop

Walser’s Annual Turkey Drop

Fun fact - Adult female turkeys weigh around 10 lbs. meaning this donation is 20,000 lbs of turkey which is about the same as the President’s limo, aka “The Beast.”

CarNow Extends Strategic Collaboration with J.D. Power’s Darwin Automotive to Improve Digital Car Buying Journey

CarNow Extends Strategic Collaboration with J.D. Power’s Darwin Automotive to Improve Digital Car Buying Journey

J.D. Power division integrates CarNow’s Real-Time Messaging™ capability within its digital retailing platform

FRIKINtech Launches First Fully-Automated Equity Mining for Dealers

FRIKINtech Launches First Fully-Automated Equity Mining for Dealers

EQUITYiQ automatically mines for customers and releases burden from dealers to focus on the sale - not farming through cold calls.

Hyundai Goes Solar (No Not Like You Are Thinking)

Hyundai Goes Solar (No Not Like You Are Thinking)

Riddle - A tech company and an automotive company walk into a restaurant and the host says “Table for 1?” How can this be!?

Chinese Demand, Carvana Stocks, and Exotic Cars

Chinese Demand, Carvana Stocks, and Exotic Cars

TL; DR - Tesla says their Chinese sales are aok, and you should mind your business. Carvana should mind its business, but, like, in a ‘get things in order’ kinda way, and the used car business is seeing an influx of exotic cars as Crypto investors face a time “between prosperity.”

Mazda Invests In Electrification

Mazda Invests In Electrification

It would be super sage-like to say, “The longer you wait to accept change, the more expensive it will be,” but we aren’t sure Mazda would have saved any money if they did this last year. It's a weird world.

Suntrup Pushes Back

Suntrup Pushes Back

The list of services dealers provide is already long, but we will make room for “Counter cyber banditry” anytime we get a chance!

World Cup Update

World Cup Update

Are we going to turn into a daily World Cup update email? Nah. Are we going to let you know how the USA is doing when we can? Absolutely. ⚽

A Little Auto Trivia

A Little Auto Trivia

TL; DR - GM fixes Teslas, Ford builds a city, and Domino’s delivers electric pizza.

Chinese EVS, European Drivers

Chinese EVS, European Drivers

At least in Europe, a 200-mile battery range can get you through 9 countries before needing a charge.

Hendrick Automotive’s Second Harvest

Hendrick Automotive’s Second Harvest

An excellent reminder that in the retail auto industry, “community” means a lot more than just “past customers.” #HendrickCares

Vans, Trucks, and Anti-Inflation Talks

Vans, Trucks, and Anti-Inflation Talks

TL; DR - GM sees profits in the electric delivery van game, but based on the President’s aims the electric big rig and bus game may soon be just as lucrative.

Dale Pollack Inventory Discipline Tips

Dale Pollack Inventory Discipline Tips

Usually, gross is higher than net, but 5 minutes of gross time with Dale Pollack is roughly 14 minutes of net insights. #Math

New Country Porsche Tells A Better Story

New Country Porsche Tells A Better Story

At times, the dignity and stability of learning a trade doesn’t get enough spotlight in public education. Good on this district and New Country Porsche for helping young people seeing their contribution to the world can take many shapes (most of which have a presence in retail automotive)