The supply chain shortage, now with Periodic Table Bingo!
If only there was a group of folks obsessed with dealer success. Wouldn't that be nice?
ASOTU Mixtape is about to drop “1V1 me IRL VOL: 1”
Them: Wow, where did you get all this crypto? Us, finishing our 9th milkshake of the day: uh, business savvy?
Y'all didn't seriously think we could make it through a week without new challenges from these chips, did you?
“No, GM, you can’t just buy everybody some quote ‘real top-shelf sunglasses’ end quote.”
We’re developing a nagging suspicion SpaceX is all part of a plan to put a Tesla factory on the moon.
Recapping the All Things Used Cars room from March 4, 2022
A new reason to nervously glance at our watches every 104 seconds.
The paint flake simulation is on point. (this is not a joke, they have realistic paint flaking)
Sending peaceful folks home with money in the bank may do more to change the shape of Russia today than sanctions.
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Woody Guthrie would be proud of the vote but so very confused about what an electric car is.
Invite somebody to every meeting who is allowed to say, “This seems like an incomplete idea to me.” You’ll save time.
"Tyranny anywhere is a threat to freedom everywhere.” -Alex Storozynski
Why are we bypassing existing financial institutes during war? It's transparent and efficient. Oh, does that mean it would be better during peace too? No comment…
We know the real plan: Metaverse book stores are all the rage these days for news stories...
If you watch closely you can see Musk and the Cybertruck watching the outrage from the bushes.
If 2 companies with names with no spaces come together, we figure the collaboration prospects must be just as in sync as their names suggest.
A bet on dealers ain't even a gamble, it's an investment.
If California is cool with a new technology, we should probably get ready to hear more about it.
NOLA: Come for the massive party; stay because there is a gator between you and your car.
Imagine getting to select your own engine noise? Ours would be “Danger Zone” by Kenny Loggins.