All ASOTU Articles

Elon’s Robot Butler

Elon’s Robot Butler

Asking for a friend - Impressive robots, Mr. Musk, good thing they will never possess the ability to… I don’t know… Be the head writer of a dealer-owned media publishing company focused on fostering community and equipping dealers with what they need to provide the best possible customer experience. Because NOBODY would buy that model. Nobody.

The Rise Of Microfactories?

The Rise Of Microfactories?

Free idea - 1. Get this process down to a few hours. 2. Put it in a big transparent tube. 3. Make it like build-a-bear, but for electric cars. 4. Profit

Toyota In The News

Toyota In The News

TL; DR - Toyota is still downshifting to deal with chip shortages but confident about finishing their personal race for this year and EV adoption… less so about staying relevant in zero-emission states.

US Dealers Are Here To Stay, But Change Is Coming

US Dealers Are Here To Stay, But Change Is Coming

Axios is owned by Cox Enterprises, which cannot see the future, but has been a trusted data-backed opinion for over 100 years. Whatever it looks like, the future is coming… Let's be ready!

Google’s Vibe Check

Google’s Vibe Check

You know what they say - Vibes don’t lie, but AI is responsible for some of the funniest mistakes on the internet. It’s us, we are “they.”

Used Car Sentiment Dips

Used Car Sentiment Dips

TL:DR - Customers who can wait on buying a used car are waiting and customers who cannot wait are paying elevated prices. Both need to know dealers are in this weird season with them. Otherwise, somebody else will set the narrative.

New York Follows California’s 2035 Zero Emission Push

New York Follows California’s 2035 Zero Emission Push

December 31, 2034 is shaping up to be the month end to end all month ends…

Talking Scout With Scott Keogh

Talking Scout With Scott Keogh

We like Scott. Not only because the first 3 letters of his name are the same as the first 3 of the brand he represents, but also because he believes in the driver still, you know, driving the car!

Oh, Cool!

Oh, Cool!

TL:DR - Motorcycles are getting quieter, Ryan Reynolds is getting louder, and banks are getting held to standards.

GM Slows Its Return to Office

GM Slows Its Return to Office

Shell games are great for between innings at 4 hour long baseball games. Work environments…not so much…

Toyota EVs Coming To China

Toyota EVs Coming To China

It is not unusual for OEMs to launch models outside the US at all, BUT we are curious to see how much more often it becomes in light of the US Tax Credit rules.

New Car Sales Up For The Month and Year

New Car Sales Up For The Month and Year

A “lower quarter” amid a higher month and year to date feels like fertile ground for recession noise. Don’t be confused, friends!

Dude, Perfect!

Dude, Perfect!

Trick Shots are cool, but starting small is ok. Practice by throwing this email at somebody who will enjoy it and see if you can hit their inbox.

Checking On Detroit’s Big Three

Checking On Detroit’s Big Three

TL:DR - GM’s offices are lonely, Ford’s logo is AWOL, and Stellantis’ EVs are practicing their “bonjour.”

Hertz and BP Team Up For EV Charging

Hertz and BP Team Up For EV Charging

Somebody is going to meet the needs of EV owners in your community. Why not you?

Ciocca Corvette’s 19th Annual Toy Caravan!

Ciocca Corvette’s 19th Annual Toy Caravan!

Fun Fact - Corvettes are actually 2nd only to reindeer-powered sleigh for toy delivery.

Walmart Enters The Metaverse

Walmart Enters The Metaverse

TL;DR - At Walmart you can buy socks, a blender, a month's supply of groceries, and a tent that sleeps 20, but they are still switching it up to connect with Gen Z. We wonder what that means for auto retail?

VW Secures Canadian Battery Material

VW Secures Canadian Battery Material

VW is closer to their “Overtake Tesla by 2030” goal, yes, but they are also better friends with Canada…which is its own reward.

GM Invests In Battery Recycling

GM Invests In Battery Recycling

Sure, when GM recycles batteries it’s cool, but when we do it it’s all “Who took the batteries out of the TV remote?”

Customers Prefer Dealerships

Customers Prefer Dealerships

At the end of the day, what the consumer wants is the tie-breaking vote. 100 years of trust and loyalty have customer favor on dealers. Now, what needs to be done to deserve it 100, 10, and even 1 year in the future?

NASA’s Poppin’ New Tech

NASA’s Poppin’ New Tech

Confidence boost - It’s pretty cool this is exactly how all us non-scientists would have tested the strength of balloon houses too.

European Automotive News And Memes

European Automotive News And Memes

TL;DR - Renault is helping employees with inflation, Mercedes has nothing to say, and Toyota is leaving Russia for real real.

Ford’s New Plant

Ford’s New Plant

Welcome to Tennessee, Jim! Home of notable people like Dolly Parton, Elvis Presley, and two members of the ASOTU Crew.

Ten Years Of Giving Back In Kansas City

Ten Years Of Giving Back In Kansas City

Cars, community, charity, and care: ingredients found in the recipe for continuing to shift the cultural perceptions of auto 😁

Unbiased AI Detects Brain Disorders

Unbiased AI Detects Brain Disorders

If we can trust AI with our brains, we should definitely be able to trust AI with our customers!