All ASOTU Articles

First Electrified Jeep Has Dealers Wanting More

First Electrified Jeep Has Dealers Wanting More

Weather channel: The snow storm has caused a mudslide that woke up Godzilla, please stay home. Jeep Bros: Hold my beer.

Automakers Bid Farewell to ICE Engines in Style

Automakers Bid Farewell to ICE Engines in Style

In the future, Nascar will be so quiet you’ll need to bring your own noise creating headphones to get the desired experience.

Can "Smart Charging" Solve Power Grid Concerns

Can "Smart Charging" Solve Power Grid Concerns

We are currently seeking investors for our top secret “Windmill Hood Ornament” project.

Coinbase Super Bowl Ad Briefly Crashes App

Coinbase Super Bowl Ad Briefly Crashes App

20 million hits at $15 for every new account? We’d “crash” the site too.

"Encanto" Soundtrack Tops Charts For Fifth Week

"Encanto" Soundtrack Tops Charts For Fifth Week

We added “Bruno” to the list of things we never talk about. Just below Fight Club…

NASA Backed Astra Mission Fails, Stock Drops

NASA Backed Astra Mission Fails, Stock Drops

When describing something very difficult we often default to the metaphor of rocket science, this is why.

Crypto Companies Spent Millions on Super Bowl Ads

Crypto Companies Spent Millions on Super Bowl Ads

Fun fact: The day after the Super Bowl is the one time of the year folks use their DVR to rewatch ads.

Volvo Reports Record Year

Volvo Reports Record Year

Protect profits by increasing price. And for their next trick they will cure their thirst by having a glass of water.

Chevy Bolt Faces Uncertain Future

Chevy Bolt Faces Uncertain Future

This isn’t the first car put out to pasture and it won’t be the last. But what a waste of the name “Bolt”...

BMW Takes No.1 in Luxury Registrations by Thin Margin

BMW Takes No.1 in Luxury Registrations by Thin Margin

When you think about it, all cars are luxurious compared to roller skates, so everybody is kind of a winner here.

More Smiles Forecasted for NADA Show

More Smiles Forecasted for NADA Show

Seeing all your smiling faces will just be better without a mask hiding them!

Crypto, Commercials, and Champions

Crypto, Commercials, and Champions

The ‘Big Game’ did not disappoint, from the late game drama to the ‘Crypto Bowl’ commercials.

Congress to Ban Stock Trading For Members

Congress to Ban Stock Trading For Members

Next we should ban refs from betting on the games they oversee! Oh wait, we already did that because it can majorly affect how they do their job? That's good.

What Happened to The First Car in Space?

What Happened to The First Car in Space?

Alien 1: They shot a car at us, let’s destroy them! Alien 2: Yeah, but it’s a Tesla, I hear those are nice!

SpaceX Expected to Lose 40 Satellites in Space Storm

SpaceX Expected to Lose 40 Satellites in Space Storm

If you spend any time at all around magnets you know they can’t be trusted.

Key Mazda Features "Bricked" by FM Station

Key Mazda Features "Bricked" by FM Station

If only there was something else to listen to on your commute…

Japanese Automakers Prepare For Long Year

Japanese Automakers Prepare For Long Year

Somebody show Honda and Toyota around the Pinch Party since the rest of us have been here a while now…

Volvo's EV Startup, Polestar, Set For Super Bowl Debut

Volvo's EV Startup, Polestar, Set For Super Bowl Debut

The EV market is a lot like a super bowl party: the more the merrier until we run out of chips.

Justice Department Seized Stolen Bitcoin

Justice Department Seized Stolen Bitcoin

Will we someday look back on these early crypto hackers like the train robbers of the wild west?

Tampa Bay Home to be Auctioned Off as NFT

Tampa Bay Home to be Auctioned Off as NFT

The world of “losing my house key” will never be the same.

Shout Out to Juan Rodriquez

Shout Out to Juan Rodriquez

Hats off to Juan and his team! We are proud to have folks like you in this community. Just another way the automotive industry is truly where the “rubber meets the road!”

Dusting Off Australian Car Manufacturing

Dusting Off Australian Car Manufacturing

“That’s nawt a batt’ry… THIS is a batt’ry!” - Crocodile EeeVee

Anime Series Showcases Acura Type S Lineup

Anime Series Showcases Acura Type S Lineup

If this is the result of the line between entertainment and advertisement vanishing, we are ready for the future.

Vehicle Demand High Despite Lower Supply

Vehicle Demand High Despite Lower Supply

What are we going to do with the chips? Grab some queso and watch the Super Bowl! Wait…

GALA Gains 117% in February

GALA Gains 117% in February

Everybody laughed at us for keeping monopoly money under our pillow, well… who’s laughing now?