Weather channel: The snow storm has caused a mudslide that woke up Godzilla, please stay home. Jeep Bros: Hold my beer.
In the future, Nascar will be so quiet you’ll need to bring your own noise creating headphones to get the desired experience.
We are currently seeking investors for our top secret “Windmill Hood Ornament” project.
20 million hits at $15 for every new account? We’d “crash” the site too.
We added “Bruno” to the list of things we never talk about. Just below Fight Club…
When describing something very difficult we often default to the metaphor of rocket science, this is why.
Fun fact: The day after the Super Bowl is the one time of the year folks use their DVR to rewatch ads.
Protect profits by increasing price. And for their next trick they will cure their thirst by having a glass of water.
This isn’t the first car put out to pasture and it won’t be the last. But what a waste of the name “Bolt”...
When you think about it, all cars are luxurious compared to roller skates, so everybody is kind of a winner here.
Seeing all your smiling faces will just be better without a mask hiding them!
The ‘Big Game’ did not disappoint, from the late game drama to the ‘Crypto Bowl’ commercials.
Next we should ban refs from betting on the games they oversee! Oh wait, we already did that because it can majorly affect how they do their job? That's good.
Alien 1: They shot a car at us, let’s destroy them! Alien 2: Yeah, but it’s a Tesla, I hear those are nice!
If you spend any time at all around magnets you know they can’t be trusted.
If only there was something else to listen to on your commute…
Somebody show Honda and Toyota around the Pinch Party since the rest of us have been here a while now…
The EV market is a lot like a super bowl party: the more the merrier until we run out of chips.
Will we someday look back on these early crypto hackers like the train robbers of the wild west?
The world of “losing my house key” will never be the same.
Hats off to Juan and his team! We are proud to have folks like you in this community. Just another way the automotive industry is truly where the “rubber meets the road!”
“That’s nawt a batt’ry… THIS is a batt’ry!” - Crocodile EeeVee
If this is the result of the line between entertainment and advertisement vanishing, we are ready for the future.
What are we going to do with the chips? Grab some queso and watch the Super Bowl! Wait…
Everybody laughed at us for keeping monopoly money under our pillow, well… who’s laughing now?